Never a dull moment

I almost forgot to update this tonight. It's a good thing I remembered because to skip an update would have been a travesty... Or not.

I just finished watching Super Troopers. Funny movie. It was one of the bagillion movies I have on my computer (well the external hard drive to be precise) that I've never watched. I was sitting here talking to people and figured why not. So that's what I did. While watching the movie somehow my ex asked me if priests and nuns were allowed to masturbate. How about that for a random conversation. I would assume they probably could. I mean you'd think the catholic church would encourage it if it keeps a little boy from being molested. You never know with them though. After that we started debating the breast vs penis and which holds more power. I obviously won because there's no way that we have that much power. Women have us by the balls as they say.

Apparently I was informed that I'm going to die and burn in hell if I don't make a trip up to Rochester this summer. Then I was told that the trip could be my ticket out of the eternal fires of damnation and into purgatory. I'm probably too far down to get quite that far. I'm sure they've created special circles of hell just to allow us to keep descending (right Royce?). I definitely want to get up to Ra cha cha though. I just doubt I'll die if I don't. Lose my mind maybe, death unlikely. Wouldn't it be crazy if you really could die just because you weren't able to go someplace? There'd be a lot of dead people.

We had our first big summer thunderstorm tonight. Now I realize it isn't summer yet but it was in the 70's today so I'm gonna count it. Of course since it was the first one I had to go outside and check it out as the storm was rolling in. I loving being outside during storms. It's especially cool right before the rain starts. It's all dark out, the wind starts to pick up, the air is starting to get heavy signaling the approach of rain. Good stuff. Then after it started really getting bad my mom decides to send me out in the storm to go get hamburger buns for dinner. Right as she was about to hand me some money we lost power for a minute. So after it came back on I had to run down the hill to get buns and skim milk. Now obviously I didn't actually run down the hill. It would have been kinda silly to go out in a raging storm and run a mile and a half both ways just to get buns and a half gallon of skim milk. When I got to the gas station I walked over to the milk. The one one the end was dated like 3 weeks ago (April 2x something) so I saw that the next one said May 15 and took it figuring it was current. It wasn't till I got it home that I realized the 15th was tomorrow (now today). So much for that.

I ordered my overly expensive sunglasses today. I found them $30 less online than they were at the Sunglass Hut. Mendick even said it was a "good deal" and gave them his stamp of approval so you know they must be good right? Well see. But for the price they better be.

It's my mom's 50th b-day today. Don't know what/if we have anything planned for her. She threatened us with bodily harm if anyone tried to do anything special like a surprise party or anything like that. So other than taking her out for dinner I doubt much is gonna happen. I think I'm supposed to go see if I can fix a computer for one of the women she works with tomorrow. Haven't talked to the lady yet so I don't know if that's gonna happen or not. If it does maybe I'll be lucky and it'll be a quick fix. Very glad I didn't have to get up and do that program this morning. Definitely would have been a waste of time in my opinion. I would have been beat. Oh wait... I am.

Don't let the door knob hit ya where the good lord split ya,

Eric