Can't keep me down, I'm a fighter

JD Web tried to keep me from accessing the internets (the "s" is an inside joke) but I'm back. I really do hate them. If you ever hear their name run in the other direction. They are scum. Pure and simple. It's nothing new to try to connect to the internet and they deny you for absolutely no reason. Then if you call it's mysteriously your fault (even when I know they've been having server issues and nothing on your computer would cause the error it's giving).

Let's summarize: I hate JD Web. Any questions? Good.

My job still sucks. At least the other guys are agreeing so it definitely isn't just me. Rather than go on and on about it I'm just going to let it go and spare any of you that might actually take the time to read this.

Why is it that I always have planned out all sorts of stuff that I want to say but then when it comes time to sit down and actually say it that I draw a blank? I seem to be doing that a lot lately. Maybe it's a result of stress or something like that. Who knows. Maybe I'll remember at some point.

I saw something really disturbing tonight. My mom and brother were watching the muppet wizard of oz tonight so I sat there and watched it too. Now I remember watching the muppets as a kid. However what I don't remember was them making sexual jokes and using innuendo. For instance Toto (who was a giant prawn rather than a dog) walks up to the "TIN Thing" (Gonzo) and proceeds to say "What do these do?" and then reaches over to Gonzo's chest. Gonzo replies, "Nothing, those are my nipples." I could not believe what I just heard. A muppet use the word "nipple"!?!? Unheard of in my day. I can't remember any of the other blatant examples even though I know I had come up with a few more. Although at the end I know Miss Piggy grabs Kermit's ass. My how the times have changed...

I can't remember all the other good stuff that I had to say so I guess it's just going to be saved for later.

Ladies, gentlemen, and ambiguously gendered penguins,

Good night!

Eric